SHORT BUS FINANCE

Short Bus Finance ($SHORTBUS) — Your Portfolio’s Last Field Trip. Welcome aboard the short bus, the world’s first meme-powered financial vehicle. We’re not just a crypto, we’re a strategic asset on wheels. This isn’t just another memecoin - it’s a solana-funded field trip straight into the heart of financial retardation. Powered by crayons. Guided by vibes. We didn’t read the whitepaper. We ate it.